So today I'm gonna write in some jokes for all of you :D okay! So here are some few funny jokes!
1. Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole
After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|
Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks
2. When a Guy does Something Wrong...
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry..:-)
When a Girl does Something Wrong...
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry..:-)
3.When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings Dont Think That You Are In Love. It Means That You Need To Improve Your Vocabulary.
4.Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them!
5.
Customer : How much is that banana for?
Salesperson : $.10
Customer : Can you sell it to me for $.6?
Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for $.4 , but you can keep the peel!
6.
Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend.
7.
Salesperson : $.10
Customer : Can you sell it to me for $.6?
Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for $.4 , but you can keep the peel!
6.
Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend.
7.
Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
8.
Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.
Pakistan,
in 15 mins
...
..
..
....
the machine was stolen.
2 RIDDLES!!!
9.
Why are cooks cruel?
A:Because they beat eggs and whip cream!
10.
What happens if you tell an egg a joke?
A: It cracks up!
LAST ONE FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF!!!!
11. Why did the Chicken Cross the road??? :P
Thanks And BYE!!!
The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
8.
Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.
Pakistan,
in 15 mins
...
..
..
....
the machine was stolen.
2 RIDDLES!!!
9.
Why are cooks cruel?
A:Because they beat eggs and whip cream!
10.
What happens if you tell an egg a joke?
A: It cracks up!
LAST ONE FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF!!!!
11. Why did the Chicken Cross the road??? :P
Thanks And BYE!!!
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